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Monday, July 23, 2018
Thursday, July 2, 2015
A Short Intermission
Due to Netflix releasing the new season of Orange is the New Black, Sense8, and my new obsession of Blake's 7 (Avon4Life!), I am taking a short break from my movie viewing. More movie write ups to come soon. Also hurray for same sex marriage!!!!!
Saturday, March 1, 2014
New Directions
This is perhaps the saddest blog I have ever had the displeasure to see, and I run the damn thing. As you loyal readers may have noticed, I seemed to have gone dark for over a year. What happened? Did I die? Get kidnapped? Lose my password? To find out the answers to these questions and more, please read on for a tale of excitement!
Sunday, April 10, 2011
The Unemployment Game
Unemployment might be the worst phrase in the modern human language. Outside of a few key offensive epitaphs. I've had the pleasure/displeasure of being unemployed for the last five months. I've had some time to reflect on the entire situation, and here are quick observations on it.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Honest to Blog
The idea that someone would start a blog in 2010, is about as new an idea as corrupt politicians. When every jerk with a computer and an internet connection has one, why would anyone want to start a blog? With all the bad ideas, confessional blandness, and plain awful word vomit polluting the vast wastelands of cyber space, what could anyone hope to accomplish with a blog? Why would I start off a blog with a notoriously awful dialogue reference?
My first reason for starting a blog would probably be, why not? I can write, I have an internet connection, and I am kind of a jerk. Why shouldn't I have one? Second being that I consider myself a writer, but a lazy one. I am starting this blog with the intent of getting myself to write more. Also as being a space for other friends to post as time allows. A third reason would be to have an outlet for all the things my friends don't want to hear me talk about. An example of this would be my vitriolic take on DC Comic's wrap up of the recent "Blackest Night". Interest most my friends have in superhero comics = 0%. Chance someone else might read my telling DC editors to eat a bag of dicks = slightly better than 0%. Spoiler alert - I've got about 1,000 words on that very subject coming soon. My fourth reason is simple, I think I have an obligation to the world to share my feelings on the different things I care about. The world has been waiting for my opinions on such things as the state of music collecting, comics in general, why Pitchfork.com might be the work of the devil, why I feel that Tim Burton's Sweeny Todd failed, and just what is wrong with the world in general. And that's just for starters! Watch out world! This blog is gonna knock your collective dicks in the dirt!
Finally, why did I use one of the worst bits of dialogue in recent movie history from an Oscar winning script? Well if, as a reader, something is felt when reading that line as an introduction, then my plan is already working. Maybe it felt like a tickle. The slight slap of a fleshy contact spreading through your mind. The feeling is familiar, with what seems like an echo spreading through your brain as you search for a memory to correspond with the sensory overload just experienced. It becomes familiar. That's right internets, you have been officially slapped with my psychic dick.
Good night.
Eustice Stalin
My first reason for starting a blog would probably be, why not? I can write, I have an internet connection, and I am kind of a jerk. Why shouldn't I have one? Second being that I consider myself a writer, but a lazy one. I am starting this blog with the intent of getting myself to write more. Also as being a space for other friends to post as time allows. A third reason would be to have an outlet for all the things my friends don't want to hear me talk about. An example of this would be my vitriolic take on DC Comic's wrap up of the recent "Blackest Night". Interest most my friends have in superhero comics = 0%. Chance someone else might read my telling DC editors to eat a bag of dicks = slightly better than 0%. Spoiler alert - I've got about 1,000 words on that very subject coming soon. My fourth reason is simple, I think I have an obligation to the world to share my feelings on the different things I care about. The world has been waiting for my opinions on such things as the state of music collecting, comics in general, why Pitchfork.com might be the work of the devil, why I feel that Tim Burton's Sweeny Todd failed, and just what is wrong with the world in general. And that's just for starters! Watch out world! This blog is gonna knock your collective dicks in the dirt!
Finally, why did I use one of the worst bits of dialogue in recent movie history from an Oscar winning script? Well if, as a reader, something is felt when reading that line as an introduction, then my plan is already working. Maybe it felt like a tickle. The slight slap of a fleshy contact spreading through your mind. The feeling is familiar, with what seems like an echo spreading through your brain as you search for a memory to correspond with the sensory overload just experienced. It becomes familiar. That's right internets, you have been officially slapped with my psychic dick.
Good night.
Eustice Stalin
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